hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

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(via game-related)

So for once, I’m humiliating myself and being a Facebook whore who begs for likes and votes in an FB app over a competition. Why? Because I want to meet Lionel Messi, DAMMIT!!! HE’S MY HERO!!!!

So there’s this contest where you have to make a video about being Leo Messi’s #1 fan. The contest is held by Head & Shoulders Indonesia (and uhh yeah, this is for Indonesian residents only) and they will only choose ONE winner.

I’ve been rethinking about this over and over and over and over because well, I’m really shy >////< I know that my friends will laugh at me (well, that’s what best friends do, right?) and I’m really not comfortable asking people for votes or whatever. But then, my friend was like, “TO HELL WITH HUMILIATION! JUST DO IT, HIME!” so then, I did it. Screw humiliation, screw the awkwardness and such, I WANT TO MEET LEO MESSI!!! 

Here’s how you can support me: 

1. click this link https://www.facebook.com/HeadandShouldersIndonesia/app_484104001644425 

2. just approve anything that pops up 

3. open ‘galeri cheering’ 

4. open my submisson (PLEASE SKIP WATCHING IT. IT’S HUMILIATING)

5. click vote

Each and every vote is much appreciated! Thank you! 

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

that’s a good question

struck by a thunder oh my god

HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

um

well then

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

i don’t even need to say anything else

DAFUQ

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